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"Fatass Cartman was
not on the school bus today.
What a big, fat turd."
"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I think unicorns are kickass!"
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I knew it was poison! They always say it's not poison! - Jou from Yu-Gi-Oh
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They look good though!
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"...About how gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day." - Ed Zeddmore 3x13 Ghostfacers! (Supernatural)
"My Daddy shot your Daddy in the heeaaad~" - Evil!Sam 2x14 Born Under a Bad Sign (Supernatural)
Thanks! n_n
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I knew it was poison! They always say it's not poison! - Jou from Yu-Gi-Oh
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"Yes, it's..." -insert long pause- "...AS OMINOUS AS A CURSED WAX FIGURE!!"
-Nekozawa Umehito (Ouran Host Club)
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I knew it was poison! They always say it's not poison! - Jou from Yu-Gi-Oh
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"I don't care about breeding. A sword doesn't need a fine lineage, it just needs to be sharp." - Luca Blight
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I knew it was poison! They always say it's not poison! - Jou from Yu-Gi-Oh
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